Stephan "Bobby" Wasserstein is a minor recurring character in Two and a Half Men. He is a waiter seen in multiple episodes.
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- Lydia : I'll have the seared Ahi Tuna filet.
- Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : Hmm. Good choice.
- Lydia : I want it very rare.
- Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : That's how we serve it.
- Lydia : I want it red in the middle, not pink.
- Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : Shall do.
- Lydia : If it's pink, don't even bother bringing it.
- Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : Got it.
- Lydia : Just give it to someone who doesn't know what *rare* is.
- Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein : Of course.
- Lydia : You know what? Forget it. You won't get it right.
- Stephan "Bobby" Wasserstein: [after being scolded by Lydia] I thought you were joking.
- Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein: [to Charlie] I think we need to get some coffee in you.
- Charlie: 'I'm not drunk know exactly what I'm doing'
- Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein:'as always.'
- Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein: [to Charlie] ''I'm gonna miss you Mr. Harper"
- Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein:"How charmingly original"
- Charlie: "You've seen that before"?
- Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein:"Never"
- Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein: [to Charlie] “I will keep the bathroom window open, just in case.”