Can You Feel My Finger?

"Can You Feel My Finger?"
Written by	Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn
Directed by	Rob Schiller

Can You Feel My Finger? is the 24th episode and the season finale of Season 1. It aired on May 24, 2004.

Plot 

Charlie receives a call from a crying woman, who claims that she might be pregnant with his child. He helps her through the process, and they ultimately find out that no damage has been done.

At the supermarket, Charlie picks a variety of condoms, and Alan suggests that why Charlie doesn’t get a vasectomy.

Considering the fact he never is a father material, and wouldn’t want children any way, Charlie arranges an appointment with Dr. Andrew Sperlock, who suggests that Charlie deposit some of his sperm incase he ever changed his mind of having children.

After multiple unsuccessful occasions of trying to masturbate, and Alan throwing away Charlie’s collected sperm on one occasion, Charlie ultimately decides that a ‘God’ doesn’t want him to have children, and decides on having a vasectomy without a frozen sperm.

At the operation theater, on the final moment, Dr. Sperlock receives a call that his wife is in labor, and he postpones the procedure. Charlie takes this as a hint that maybe ‘God’ doesn’t want him to have a vasectomy.

Cast

• Charlie Sheen
• Jon Cryer
• Angus T. Jones
• Melanie Lynskey
• Holland Taylor

Guest Starring

Terry Rhoads as Dr. Andrew Sperlock

Quotations

Charlie: I'm not a particularly religious guy, but clearly, a power much greater than myself wants me to knock somebody up someday.
Rose: You called?

Title quotation from

Dr. Andrew Sperlock, making sure the anesthetic is working.