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A
- A Bag Full of Jawea
- A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
- A Big Bag of Dog
- A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
- A Chic Bar in Ibiza
- A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
- A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
- A Good Time in Central Africa
- A Jock Strap In Hell
- A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
- A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
- A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
- A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
- A Lungful of Alan
- A Possum on Chemo
- A Pot Smoking Monkey
- A Pudding-Filled Cactus
- A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
- Above Exalted Cyclops
- Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
- Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
- Alan Shot a Little Girl
- Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
- An Old Flame With A New Wick
- And the Plot Moistens
- Another Night With Neil Diamond
- Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
- Apologies for the Frivolity
- Arguments for the Quickie
- Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
- Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
- Avoid The Chinese Mustard
- Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
B
- Bad News from the Clinic
- Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
- Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
- Best H.O. Money Can Buy
- Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon
- Big Flappy Bastards
- Big Girls Don't Throw Food
- Bite Me, Supreme Court
- Boompa Loved His Hookers
- Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
C
- Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
- Camel Filters And Pheromones
- Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
- Can You Feel My Finger?
- Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
- Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
- Castrating Sheep in Montana
- Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
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- City of Great Racks
- Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
- Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
- Crude and Uncalled For
D
- Damn You, Eggs Benedict
- David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
- Dead from the Waist Down
- Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
- Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys?
- Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
- Don't Worry, Speed Racer
- Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
E
F
- Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
- Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
- Ferrets, Attack!
- Fish in a Drawer
- For The Sake of The Child
- For Whom the Booty Calls
- Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
- Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
- Frodo's Headshots
G
- Give Me Your Thumb
- Give Santa a Tail-Hole
- Glamping in a Yurt
- Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell
- Go Get Mommy's Bra
- Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
- Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
- Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
- Grab A Feather And Get In Line
- Grandma's Pie
- Gumby with a Pokey
H
- He Smelled The Ham, He Got Excited
- Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
- Help Daddy Find His Toenail
- Here I Come, Pants!
- Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark
- Hi, Mr. Horned One
- Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
- How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
- Humiliation is a Visual Medium
I
- I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
- I Called Him Magoo
- I Can't Afford Hyenas
- I Found Your Moustache
- I Merely Slept with a Commie
- I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
- I Scream When I Pee
- I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
- I Think You Offended Don
- I'd Like to Start with the Cat
- If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going To Take A Nap
- If My Hole Could Talk
- If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
- Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
- It Never Rains in Hooterville
- It Was Mame, Mom
- It's Always Nazi Week
- Ixnay On The Oggie Day
J
K
L
- Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
- Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
- Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
- Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
- Lookin' for Japanese Subs
- Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
- Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
M
- Madame and Her Special Friend
- Meander to Your Dander
- Media Room Slash Dungeon
- Merry Thanksgiving
- Mmm, fish. Yum.
- Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
- Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
- Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
- My Bodacious Vidalia
- My Damn Stalker
- My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet
- My Son's Enormous Head
- My Tongue Is Meat
N
- Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
- Nine Magic Fingers
- No Sniffing, No Wowing
- Not In My Mouth!
- Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
O
- Of Course He's Dead
- Oh, Wald-e, Good Times Ahead
- On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
- One False Move, Zimbabwe!
- One Nut Johnson
- Oontz, Oontz, Oontz
- Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
P
- Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
- Palmdale, Ech
- People Who Love Peepholes
- Phase One, Complete
- Pie Hole, Herb
- Pilot
- Pinocchio's Mouth
- Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
- Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
R
- Release the Dogs
- Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
- Rough Night in Hump Junction
- Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick
- Run, Steven Staven! Run!
S
- Santa's Village of the Damned
- Sarah Like Puny Alan
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- Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
- She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
- Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
- Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
- Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
- Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
- Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
- Slowly and In A Circular Fashion
- Smell the Umbrella Stand
- Smooth as a Ken Doll
- Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
- Something My Gynecologist Said
- Something Salted and Twisted
- Springtime on a Stick
- Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
T
- Tazed In The Lady Nuts
- Thank God for Scoliosis
- Thank You For The Intercourse
- That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
- That Special Tug
- That Voodoo That I Do Do
- That Was Saliva, Alan
- That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
- That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
- That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"
- The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
- The 9:04 From Pemberton
- The Crazy Bitch Gazette
- The Devil's Lube
- The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
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