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That's a good plan...except I'm already drunk.
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| Gloria's first lines in Walnuts and Demerol, when she overheard Charlie's plan to sleep with her | ||
Gloria is a minor one-off character of Two and a Half Men. In her debut in the Christmas episode "Walnuts and Demerol", she's the woman with whom Charlie almost has a one-night stand. Evelyn tries to keep them apart, but they finally manage to be together.
Later she's revealed to be potentially his and Alan's half-sister from when their mother's husband, their father Frank Harper, would swap partners with Dorothy's husband and sleep with Gloria's mother Dorothy.
History[]
Gloria had been on a date with Charlie before; they flirted with each other, had a few drinks, and eventually made out in his car.
In "Walnuts And Demerol" during Christmas Eve, Charlie tried to get rid of his family members and their relatives so he could get Gloria drunk and have sex with her. However, she arrived when everyone was present at the house, including Evelyn. Evelyn realized who Gloria was and after hearing of Charlie's plans to sleep with her - Evelyn's attempts to dissuade him only fueled his desires towards Gloria - ended up contacting her mother, Dorothy. Evelyn managed to stop Charlie from sleeping with Gloria long enough for her mother to arrive and explain to Charlie and Gloria that they might be half-siblings as a result of their parents switching partners in the past, meaning that Alan and Charlie's father could possibly be Gloria's biological father. The mothers leave their offspring to process it. Gloria reveals that the idea of incest turns her on even more in bed, but Charlie stops her, having discovered that his "limit" of sexual debauchery stops short of incest. She also reveals that her own sexual boundary is sleeping with fat guys and draws the line at such acts, then drunkenly asks Charlie if he would sleep with a fat guy when he says he draws the line at committing incest.
Ultimately, it is never made clear if she truly is Charlie's and Alan's half-sister, and she is never even mentioned again. According to her mother, she might not even be a natural blonde.
Quotes[]
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Hey, I'm drunk, not deaf!
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| When she heard Evelyn call her a "booze-addled tart". | ||
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Charlie, I'm gettin' kinda light-headed, so if you like a girl that moves, you better do me soon.
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| When she's drunk and wants to sleep with Charlie | ||
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You can't tell him what to do, he's 34 years old
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| When she's talking to Evelyn drunk after being told to get out of Charlie's bed | ||
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He sure is!
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| Gloria after examining Charlie's condition in bed when he says he was bluffing about sleeping with her | ||
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Nope
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| Gloria to Charlie when asked if she's married, criminally insane or a man | ||
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Mom!
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| Gloria to her mother Dorothy when she shows up unexpectedly | ||
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Wow... I am so horny right now, I can't believe it!
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| When the idea of incest between her and Charlie and their being half-siblings turns her on even more. | ||
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Oh, come on, it's not like we're gonna get married and have a bunch of web-footed kids.
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| Gloria wanting to sleep with Charlie, despite him telling her that they are half-siblings | ||
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Well, I don't like fat guys
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| Gloria explaining to Charlie her sexual boundary when he asks her if she has no bounderies | ||
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So you'd do a fat guy?
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| Gloria's last words to Charlie when he leaves the bedroom after discovering his boundary, that being 'incest' | ||
Trivia[]
- Gloria's one of many characters to not have a known last name.
- Gloria's one of few characters to have a half-sibling.
- According to her mother Dorothy, her hair color is not naturally blonde.
- Despite not being naturally blonde, she does seem to have the stereotypical 'dumb blonde' personality.
- Gloria's one of few characters who believe that the idea of committing incest arouses them.
- Gloria's one of few characters to be raised by a single/widowed mother.
- Gloria is one of few characters to have not really known his/her biological father.
- If she was the half-sister of Charlie and Alan, this would make her the aunt of Jake and Jenny, and possibly Milly.
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