Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday, as he hires Michael Bolton to help him propose to Zoey, but she rejects the proposal and leaving him for someone else. After a night of binge drinking, Walden has some of Berta's pot brownies and picks up a woman. However, while having sex, Walden starts hallunicating about Zoey, His ex-wife Bridget, mother, Robinand, Michael Bolton which makes her drive away. Meanwhile In the sub-plot, continuing from Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!, Jake and Eldridge have joined the army. They adjust to life in the military, sporting shaved heads.
- Michael Bolton (Jill's voice): I could kiss you all night long.
- (Walden screams)
- Alan: I could have made him scream like that.
- Walden: I'm really sorry.
- Jill: Me too.
- Walden: I don't usually mistake the women I'm sleeping with for adult contemporary pop artists. That's new. I need air. (inhales deeply) (groans) All right, no pot for a while.
- Zoey: Oh, bull dunny. It wasn't the pot.
- Walden: Would you please just get out of my head?
- Bridget: Yelling's not gonna solve your problems, Walden.
- Walden: Oh, damn it.
- Bridget: Women leaving, that's your problem.
- Walden: Not right now, it isn't!
- Robin: It was my fault, really.
- Walden: Oh, great.
- Robin: I was the first to abandon him.
- Zoey: Oh, you didn't abandon him; you had a career.
- Robin: (scoffs) Tell him that.
- Walden: Would, uh just all of you just leave me alone?! Go away, I tell you! Go away!
- Alan: No way I'm signing a prenup.
- Walden: You know what? Just get out of my head! All of you, just leave me alone!
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- Michael Bolton and Brit Morgan guest star in this episode.
- This is first appearance of Bridget Schmidt (Judy Greer) since Grandma's Pie, which aired on April 9th, 2012.
- This is first appearance of Robin Schmidt (Mimi Rogers) since Slowly and In A Circular Fashion, which aired on January 2nd, 2012.
- This is the last episode to feature Evelyn Harper (Holland Taylor) until the season 11 premier, Nangnangnangnang, which aired on September 26, 2013.
- Note: This episode uses a new opening title sequence and theme switching Walden and Jake, with Jake back in his original position from the original opening sequence wearing a military outfit. The new theme arrangement combines the original theme and the new theme together, with Charlie's voice being used for Walden, and Walden's voice being used for Jake.
- Judith does not appear in this episode.