Season 2 of Two and a Half Men was aired on CBS from September 20, 2004 to May 23, 2005.
In the United Kingdom, the second season premiered on BBC Two on January 3, 2005 and aired from January 3, 2005 to June 20, 2005.
It was released on DVD on January 8, 2008.
DVD Overview[]
Bachelor Charlie is trying to remember the name of the girl currently taking a shower upstairs. Alan, Charlie's tightly-wound, divorced brother is trying to figure out how he can get his ex-wife to remarry, so he can stop paying alimony. And Jake, Alan's 11-year-old son, is just trying to figure out what's for lunch and where's the TV remote. After a year of living together, the guys have figured out how two and a half men equal one family. Sort of. But there are plenty of rough spots along the way.
Cast[]
Main[]
- Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper (24 episodes)
- Jon Cryer as Alan Harper (24 episodes)
- Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper (24 episodes)
- Marin Hinkle as Judith Harper (14 episodes)
- Melanie Lynskey as Rose (11 episodes)
- Conchata Ferrell as Berta (16 episodes)
- and Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper (12 episodes)
Guest-Stars[]
Episodes[]
| Image | Title | Air Date | # | Summary | Title quotation from |
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Back Off, Mary Poppins | September 20, 2004 | 2.01 | Alan learns that Charlie is a member of an exclusive group for men, and tries to find ways to join. | Sean Penn |
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Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | September 27, 2004 | 2.02 | Alan befriends Judith's boyfriend when he realizes that he won't pay alimony when Judith remarries. | Charlie |
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A Bag Full of Jawea | October 4, 2004 | 2.03 | Charlie dates Jake's teacher to get him out of trouble. But when Jake starts getting A's on his papers, he wonders if he should break up with her. | Alan |
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Go Get Mommy's Bra | October 11, 2004 | 2.04 | Jake enjoys his mother Judith's new boyfriend, which makes Alan jealous. Meanwhile, Evelyn develops a crush on a Saudi prince and borrows Charlie's car to impress him. | Evelyn |
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Bad News from the Clinic | October 18, 2004 | 2.05 | Charlie finds his perfect woman when he falls for Sherri. After she uses him for sex several times, Charlie seeks revenge, but ends up punishing himself. | Alan |
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The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | October 25, 2004 | 2.06 | Alan worries about another side of his personality when he thinks about a childhood incident in which he stole a toy, but Charlie secretly knows why it happened. | Alan |
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A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | November 8, 2004 | 2.07 | Charlie and Alan convince Berta to cater their mother's party. | Daisy |
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Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | November 15, 2004 | 2.08 | Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every one of his desires They spend a lot of time in a motel room, so Charlie has to take care of Jake. After meeting Nancy, Alan decides to ask her to marry him. | Rose |
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Yes, Monsignor | November 22, 2004 | 2.09 | Charlie reconnects with an ex-girlfriend, Lisa, who turns out to be divorced with a kid. | Lisa |
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The Salmon Under My Sweater | November 24, 2003 | 2.10 | Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book of which Jake is a fan. | Rose |
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Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | December 13, 2004 | 2.11 | Charlie realizes there is a website devoted to his "lifestyle" and he must apologize to all the women he has hurt over the years. | Berta |
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A Lungful of Alan | January 3, 2005 | 2.12 | Alan sees an old classmate of his who everyone used to make fun of, but who has grown up to be beautiful. Unfortunately for him she is more interested in Charlie | Charlie |
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Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair | Jannuary 17, 2004 | 2.13 | Judith stays with the boys after an earthquake, but Alan is shaken up seeing her dating other men | Charlie |
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Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts | January 31, 2005 | 2.14 | Charlie and Alan find out their mother is in the hospital, but they also wonder if it is just an elaborate ploy to make them feel guilty about throwing her out. | Charlie |
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Smell the Umbrella Stand | February 7, 2005 | 2.15 | Charlie and Alan head to Vegas, but Jake's sickness becomes a road block for the boys. | Alan |
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Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? | February 14, 2005 | 2.16 | Charlie and Alan both have to take care of Jake for different reasons, and they both find it difficult. | Jake |
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Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! | February 21, 2005 | 2.17 | Alan takes Charlie to the doctor when he is suffering from back pain, but he flirts with the doctor who turns out to be an ex-girlfriend he's forgotten about. | Charlie |
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It Was Mame, Mom | March 7, 2005 | 2.18 | Charlie makes Alan pretend to be his gay life partner after he is invited to a party at a gay ad executive's house. | Charlie |
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A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise | March 21, 2005 | 2.19 | Alan asks out Charlie's ex-girlfriend Sherri, but he has trouble getting over her past relationship with Charlie | Alan |
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I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | April 18, 2005 | 2.20 | Charlie, when explaining to Rose why he told all of his friends that Alan was a shaved monkey. | Charlie |
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A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | May 2, 2005 | 2.21 | Evelyn finds out that her second husband has died, so the boys all attend the funeral for various reasons—Charlie, for one, is excited to meet a widow. | Alan |
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That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | May 9, 2005 | 2.22 | Evelyn buys Alan a sports car, and in return she expects him to double date with her. | Alan |
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Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | May 16, 2005 | 2.23 | Evelyn has Jake over for a sleepover but later things start to go all crazy. | Jake |
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Does This Smell Funny to You? | May 23, 2005 | 2.24 | Jake has to read his paper aloud for class. Charlie sleeps with an older man's trophy wife without realizing it. | Jake |