Two and a Half Men Wiki

Season 2 of Two and a Half Men was aired on CBS from September 20, 2004 to May 23, 2005.

In the United Kingdom, the second season premiered on BBC Two on January 3, 2005 and aired from January 3, 2005 to June 20, 2005.

It was released on DVD on January 8, 2008.

DVD Overview

Bachelor Charlie is trying to remember the name of the girl currently taking a shower upstairs. Alan, Charlie's tightly-wound, divorced brother is trying to figure out how he can get his ex-wife to remarry, so he can stop paying alimony. And Jake, Alan's 11-year-old son, is just trying to figure out what's for lunch and where's the TV remote. After a year of living together, the guys have figured out how two and a half men equal one family. Sort of. But there are plenty of rough spots along the way.





Image Title Air Date # Summary Title quotation from
S02 ep01.jpeg Back Off, Mary Poppins September 20, 2004 2.01 Alan learns that Charlie is a member of an exclusive group for men, and tries to find ways to join. Sean Penn
78337.jpeg Enjoy Those Garlic Balls September 27, 2004 2.02 Alan befriends Judith's boyfriend when he realizes that he won't pay alimony when Judith remarries. Charlie
78338.jpeg A Bag Full of Jawea October 4, 2004 2.03 Charlie dates Jake's teacher to get him out of trouble. But when Jake starts getting A's on his papers, he wonders if he should break up with her. Alan
224281.jpeg Go Get Mommy's Bra October 11, 2004 2.04 Jake enjoys his mother Judith's new boyfriend, which makes Alan jealous. Meanwhile, Evelyn develops a crush on a Saudi prince and borrows Charlie's car to impress him. Evelyn
78-2-5.jpeg Bad News from the Clinic October 18, 2004 2.05 Charlie finds his perfect woman when he falls for Sherri. After she uses him for sex several times, Charlie seeks revenge, but ends up punishing himself. Alan
79437-1-saraphy.jpeg The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance October 25, 2004 2.06 Alan worries about another side of his personality when he thinks about a childhood incident in which he stole a toy, but Charlie secretly knows why it happened. Alan
7843d759f06cea1b6f2a966e04abca42.jpeg A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana November 8, 2004 2.07 Charlie and Alan convince Berta to cater their mother's party. Daisy
78343.jpeg Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers November 15, 2004 2.08 Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every one of his desires They spend a lot of time in a motel room, so Charlie has to take care of Jake. After meeting Nancy, Alan decides to ask her to marry him. Rose
78-2-9.jpeg Yes, Monsignor November 22, 2004 2.09 Charlie reconnects with an ex-girlfriend, Lisa, who turns out to be divorced with a kid. Lisa
9bf0e851c4d403bf21755e7ca1bfdb20.jpeg The Salmon Under My Sweater November 24, 2003 2.10 Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book of which Jake is a fan. Rose
Ea3bbb29d59ac72dac5877aa96f486dc.jpeg Last Chance to See Those Tattoos December 13, 2004 2.11 Charlie realizes there is a website devoted to his "lifestyle" and he must apologize to all the women he has hurt over the years. Berta
394406.jpeg A Lungful of Alan January 3, 2005 2.12 Alan sees an old classmate of his who everyone used to make fun of, but who has grown up to be beautiful. Unfortunately for him she is more interested in Charlie Charlie
224290.jpeg Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair Jannuary 17, 2004 2.13 Judith stays with the boys after an earthquake, but Alan is shaken up seeing her dating other men Charlie
78349.jpeg Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts January 31, 2005 2.14 Charlie and Alan find out their mother is in the hospital, but they also wonder if it is just an elaborate ploy to make them feel guilty about throwing her out. Charlie
46d8969c3973420a318a93ce17720358.jpeg Smell the Umbrella Stand February 7, 2005 2.15 Charlie and Alan head to Vegas, but Jake's sickness becomes a road block for the boys. Alan
224293.jpeg Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? February 14, 2005 2.16 Charlie and Alan both have to take care of Jake for different reasons, and they both find it difficult. Jake
84856.jpeg Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! February 21, 2005 2.17 Alan takes Charlie to the doctor when he is suffering from back pain, but he flirts with the doctor who turns out to be an ex-girlfriend he's forgotten about. Charlie
62c37786937d780cf8cc25c624da6b28.jpeg It Was Mame, Mom March 7, 2005 2.18 Charlie makes Alan pretend to be his gay life partner after he is invited to a party at a gay ad executive's house. Charlie
78354.jpeg A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise March 21, 2005 2.19 Alan asks out Charlie's ex-girlfriend Sherri, but he has trouble getting over her past relationship with Charlie Alan
5e81748b2e3267841c0bdc069f8af9ab.jpeg I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey April 18, 2005 2.20 Charlie, when explaining to Rose why he told all of his friends that Alan was a shaved monkey. Charlie
78356.jpeg A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On May 2, 2005 2.21 Evelyn finds out that her second husband has died, so the boys all attend the funeral for various reasons—Charlie, for one, is excited to meet a widow. Alan
78357.jpeg That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother May 9, 2005 2.22 Evelyn buys Alan a sports car, and in return she expects him to double date with her. Alan
224300.jpeg Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab May 16, 2005 2.23 Evelyn has Jake over for a sleepover but later things start to go all crazy. Jake
Ef61f31ae38187b07cbe3e13ee589dc6.jpeg Does This Smell Funny to You? May 23, 2005 2.24 Jake has to read his paper aloud for class. Charlie sleeps with an older man's trophy wife without realizing it. Jake