Season 3 of Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS on Monday nights at 9:00/8:00pm between September 19, 2005 and May 22, 2006.
In the United Kingdom, the third season originally aired on BBC Two on Saturday lunchtimes between December 31, 2005 and June 10, 2006.
The DVD was released on May 13, 2008.
Cast[]
Main[]
- Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper (24 episodes)
- Jon Cryer as Alan Harper (24 episodes)
- Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper (24 episodes)
- Marin Hinkle as Judith Harper (9 episodes)
- Conchata Ferrell as Berta (20 episodes)
- and Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper (13 episodes)
Recurring[]
- Melanie Lynskey as Rose (7 episodes)
- Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia (6 episodes)
- April Bowlby as Kandi Harper (9 episodes)
- Jane Lynch as Linda Freeman (2 episodes)
- J. D. Walsh as Gordon (3 episodes)
Episodes[]
| Image | Title | Air Date | # | Summary | Title quotation from |
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts | September 19, 2005 | 3.01 | After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend. | Charlie |
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Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | September 26, 2005 | 3.02 | Alan has to lobby the principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, while Charlie is left to manage the chiropractic office for the day. | Alan |
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Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | October 3, 2005 | 3.03 | Charlie discovers that Alan has began to date Judith again. | Charlie |
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Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | October 10, 2005 | 3.04 | Berta temporarily moves in and causes conflict between Charlie and Alan. | Charlie |
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We Called It Mr. Pinky | October 17, 2005 | 3.05 | Charlie worries about his issues with his mother and how it could prevent him from having a long-term relationship. | Evelyn |
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Hi, Mr. Horned One | October 24, 2005 | 3.06 | Charlie dates Isabella even after she has threatened to put a curse on his manhood. | Jake |
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Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | November 7, 2005 | 3.07 | Charlie wakes up with Rose and gets the third degree from her easily angered father. Evelyn shows up and changes everything. | Harvey |
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That Voodoo That I Do Do | November 14, 2005 | 3.08 | Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections. | Charlie |
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Madame and Her Special Friend | November 21, 2005 | 3.09 | Charlie must stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist. Meanwhile, Alan is courted by an elderly neighbor. | Bobby |
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Something Salted and Twisted | November 28, 2005 | 3.10 | After Alan goes on a dinner with Jake, Charlie and Evelyn, he becomes fed up with seeking approval from women and decides to quit doing so with a little help from Charlie. | Charlie |
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Santa's Village of the Damned | December 19, 2005 | 3.11 | Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection. | Charlie |
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That Special Tug | January 9, 2006 | 3.12 | Charlie sees Dr. Linda Freeman to talk about Alan's emotional neediness. | Charlie |
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Humiliation is a Visual Medium | January 23, 2006 | 3.13 | For the first time, Charlie is in a sexless relationship. | Alan |
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Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | February 6, 2006 | 3.14 | Charlie tries to get Mia to have sex with him when he sets up an elaborate romantic date. | Charlie |
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My Tongue Is Meat | February 27, 2006 | 3.15 | Charlie nixes Mia's healthy lifestyle. | Charlie |
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Ergo, The Booty Call | March 6, 2006 | 3.16 | Jake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is busy with young, hot Kandi. | Alan |
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The Unfortunate Little Schnauser | March 13, 2006 | 3.17 | Rose seeks Charlie's help with her relationship problems with Gordon while Charlie is reluctant to go to an awards ceremony because his rival always wins. | Charlie |
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The Spit-Covered Cobbler | March 20, 2006 | 3.18 | Alan is having financial problems: Kandi is too "expensive" for him. | Charlie |
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Golly Moses, She's a Muffin | April 10, 2006 | 3.19 | Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through. | Berta |
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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | April 24, 2006 | 3.20 | Charlie and Judith get involved with Kandi's family romantically. | Charlie |
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And the Plot Moistens | May 1, 2006 | 3.21 | Alan turns to Jake's teacher for stimulating conversation, since Kandi obviously can't provide any. But the teacher starts to get the wrong idea about Alan's intentions. | Charlie |
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Just Once With Aunt Sophie | May 8, 2006 | 3.22 | Jake gets invited to his first boy-girl party. The brothers give him advice and remember their first boy-girl parties. | Alan |
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Arguments for the Quickie | May 15, 2006 | 3.23 | Mia returns to town with her dance troupe and wants Charlie's sperm. | Charlie |
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That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | May 22, 2006 | 3.24 | Charlie plans to marry Mia, but an argument cancels it at the last minute. Then Alan marries Kandi with Charlie's wedding ring. | Charlie |