Season 7 is the seventh season of Two and a Half Men. The seventh season of the series began airing on September 21, 2009 in the United States on CBS and ended in May 24, 2010. It was released on DVD on September 21, 2010.
Production[]
The season was originally intended to have 22 episodes, but in November 2009 it was announced that the season was being extended to 24 episodes. Sheen entered rehab on February 23, 2010, as a result, taping of the show was suspended. Sheen and the cast returned to the set to resume taping on March 16, 2010. However, as a result of the 3 week halt, the number of episodes was reduced back to 22.
Cast[]
Main[]
- Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper (22 episodes)
- Jon Cryer as Alan Harper (22 episodes)
- Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper (22 episodes)
- Marin Hinkle as Judith Harper-Melnick (5 episodes)
- Conchata Ferrell as Berta (17 episodes)
- Jennifer Bini Taylor as Chelsea Melini (19 episodes)
- and Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper (10 episodes)
Recurring[]
- Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia (2 episodes)
- Tinashe Kachingwe as Celeste Burnett (3 episodes)
- Kelly Stables as Melissa (3 episodes)
- Ryan Stiles as Herb Melnick (2 episodes)
- Graham Patrick Martin as Eldridge McElroy (2 episodes)
- Courtney Thorne-Smith as Lyndsey McElroy (2 episodes)
Guest-Stars[]
- Tricia Helfer as Gail (2 episodes)
- Melanie Lynskey as Rose (1 episode)
Episodes[]
| Image | Title | Air Date | # | Summary | Title quotation from |
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818-jklpuzo | September 21, 2009 | 7.01 | When Mia returns, Charlie must make a decision whether to return to her or stay with Chelsea. | Alan |
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Whipped Unto The Third Generation | September 28, 2009 | 7.02 | When Charlie's fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house. | Charlie |
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Mmm, fish. Yum. | October 5, 2009 | 7.03 | Alan plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother Lenore while Judith and Herb try take a "romantic" getaway. | Alan |
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Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | October 12, 2009 | 7.04 | Sick of not having a place of his own to have sex with Melissa, Alan takes a job working for Evelyn. | Charlie |
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For The Sake of The Child | October 19, 2009 | 7.05 | When Charlie and Alan embarrass Jake in public, Jake decides he wants nothing to do with them. | Alan |
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Give Me Your Thumb | November 2, 2009 | 7.06 | Charlie gets objective when Alan suggests breast reduction surgery. | Evelyn |
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Untainted by Filth | November 9, 2009 | 7.07 | Evelyn agrees to take care of Charlie and Chelsea's wedding. | Charlie |
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Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | November 16, 2009 | 7.08 | Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate, Gail to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup with her boyfriend. | Alan |
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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | November 23, 2009 | 7.09 | Charlie is upset when he finds out he hasn't been sexually satisfying Chelsea. | Charlie |
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That's Why They Call It "Ball Room" | December 7, 2009 | 7.10 | Charlie finds out Chelsea has been keeping secrets about her finances. | Charlie |
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Warning, It's Dirty | December 14, 2009 | 7.11 | With Celeste, Jake's girlfriend, away for Christmas, Charlie teaches Jake how to cheat on her. | Marty |
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Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | January 11, 2010 | 7.12 | Charlie finds out Jake is writing a song to get Celeste back. Meanwhile, Alan and Herb become friends. | Jake and Charlie |
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Yay, No Polyps! | Jannuary 18, 2010 | 7.13 | In order to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents, Charlie has a colonoscopy, only to find her parents in his house. | Alan |
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Crude and Uncalled For | February 1, 2010 | 7.14 | Alan gets into a bar fight and lands in jail, while Charlie fears that Chelsea likes Alan's lawyer. | Evelyn |
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Aye, Aye, Captain Douche | February 8, 2010 | 7.15 | When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person. | Jake |
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Tinkle Like a Princess | March 1, 2010 | 7.16 | After Chelsea breaks up with him, a depressed Charlie takes a trip to Las Vegas and returns home with a new wife. | Charlie |
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I Found Your Moustache | March 8, 2010 | 7.17 | After seeing Chelsea and Brad at the movies together, Charlie decides to stalk Chelsea. | Chelsea |
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Ixnay On The Oggie Day | March 22, 2010 | 7.18 | Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friends, which could cause problems when Chelsea wants to get back together. | Charlie |
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Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave | April 12, 2010 | 7.19 | Jake goes drinking with his new friend, Eldridge. Meanwhile, Alan gets a date with Eldridge's mom. | Charlie |
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I Called Him Magoo | May 10, 2010 | 7.20 | Alan takes Lyndsey to a hotel, but Lyndsey reveals she is on her period. | Berta |
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Gumby with a Pokey | May 17, 2010 | 7.21 | When Charlie smokes pot, he starts seeing some of his ex-girlfriends. | Russell |
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This Is Not Gonna End Well | May 24, 2010 | 7.22 | Alan goes to Chelsea's birthday party, and Charlie tries to get a gift to her with Jake's help. | Charlie |