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The eighth season of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 20, 2010 in the United States & Canada; October 18, 2010 in Australia and on February 7, 2011 in the UK. The season finished on February 14, 2011 with only 16 episodes aired, making season eight the shortest season to date. Although being advertised with a Gag Reel, the Season 8 DVD did not include one, making it and Season 5 the only DVDs not to have them. As of December 22, 2010, Two and a Half Men is ranked at #10 on the 10 most watched TV programs of 2010. This was Charlie Sheen's final season of Two and a Half Men before his firing on March 7, 2011.






Image Title Original Airdate # Summary Title Quotation From
8.1.jpg Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud September 20, 2010 801 When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing. Charlie
8.2.jpg A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer September 27, 2010 802 When Lyndsey wants Alan to move in with her, Charlie goes to great lengths to get his brother to do just that. Charlie
S08E03.jpg A Pudding-Filled Cactus October 4, 2010 803 Alan moves in with Lyndsey, but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house. Alan
S08E04.jpg Hookers, Hookers, Hookers October 11, 2010 804 Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. Charlie
Charlie-two-and-a-half-men-29734351-1024-768.png The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel October 18, 2010 805 Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie, while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery. Alan
S8E6.jpg Twanging Your Magic Clanger October 25, 2010 806 Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman. Charlie
S8E7.jpg The Crazy Bitch Gazette November 1, 2010 807 Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend decides that his stalker, Rose, is just too much to handle. Charlie
S08E08.jpg Springtime on a Stick November 8, 2010 808 Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother, Evelyn, on a date with Russell, the pharmacist. Russle
8.9.jpg A Good Time in Central Africa November 15, 2010 809 When Berta takes a couple days off work, Charlie begins to fall for her replacement; while Alan believes he is being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband, Chris. Charlie
8.10.jpg Ow, Ow, Don't Stop November 22, 2010 810 Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney, who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money. Charlie
8.11.jpg Dead from the Waist Down December 6, 2010 811 Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy a nice birthday present to Lyndsey, so he gets creative. Alan
S8E12.jpg Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead December 13, 2010 812 Charlie gets depressed after he and Courtney break-up and go to see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman. Charlie and Alan
S8E13.jpg Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup January 3, 2011 813 When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him. Alan
8.14.jpg Lookin' for Japanese Subs January 17, 2011 814

Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.

S8E16.jpg Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak February 7, 2011 815 Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme, and Charlie and Rose carry on seeing each other. Charlie
8.16.png That Darn Priest February 14, 2011 816

Alan meets Rose's "husband" after she uncovers his Ponzi scheme.

Evil Alan


  • This is one of the only seasons not to end in May. The only other being the 12th and final season.
    • Ironically, both ended in February.
  • This season marks the final appearance of Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper. Charlie has since been portrayed by Kathy Bates in several of Alan's dreams in "Why We Gave Up Women", as well as a body-double (only seen from the back) in "Of Course He's Dead".